k so it's been a long time. and cori i know that you have been upset by my long absence and all i gotta say is I SUCK.
ahem.
'excuse me?'
'i said, YOU SUCK'
'I suck??? i'm sorry. i do not suck.'
'danielle! yes you do. you just said you did!'
'oh. but that wasn't me! it was you!'
'no it wasn't just me hon, it was you too'
'not uh! there was only one voice that i heard and it wasn't mine! so there!'
'dear, there wasn't a voice at all you idiot B/C IT WAS TYPED!'
'fine then i heard nothing and therefore didn't say that I SUCK'
'danielle, you are being really silly right now. and i'm about ready to whoop up on you. you said yourself that YOU SUCK, now just admit it YOU SUCK!'
'but you just said that YOU said I SUCK. so that would mean that I didn't say it.'
'oh dear! will you PLEASE STOP PRETENDING THAT WE ARE DIFFERENT BEINGS! YOU KNOW THAT WE ARE THE SAME PERSON!!!'
'well i don't want to believe that right now, b/c you said WE SUCK. and i'm not happy about it.'
'seriously danielle, you give me a headache. you are so spoiled and braty sometimes!'
'well HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO! that's why i'm the called the BRATY SIDE. mrs. I'M ALL PRACTICAL AND WANT TO MAKE CORI LAUGH AND FEEL LOVED SIDE over there. gosh you are sooo overrated sometimes.'
'well at least i'm cool and people like MY side more than yours. danielle always gets called a brat when your side comes out! at least when my side comes out she get's laughs from cori and other people who like my side. so there!'
'OMG! you are sooooo mean. i'm mad at you now. YOU SUCK!!'
'HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!! I KNEW I COULD GET YOU TO SAY YOU SUCK! now we agree DANIELLE SUCKS! and it came from both of us!'
'oh dear, i suppose you have won this one. but you won't win the war!!!'
ahdhdhalkj;hgin;lakhg;oi sorry about that. i hate it when my sides get in fights with each other. seriously it's such a drag. i just wanted to give all you fans a little peak into what it is like having to deal with me. i mean, who knew!? it's pretty bad if you have to deal with that kinda crap on a regular basis! anywho....where was i? oh yes, it's been a while.
ok so to catch you up on some of the poopy points in my life a) my car was totalled, b) driver (not me) went to hospital and still there :( c) insurance companies being a pain in the you know what, and d) the bus system and everything connected to it pretty much hates me for no apparent reason.
ok now for the ice cream points in my life a) i've made like 5 new friends as a result of my accident, b) all five of them are relitively cute guys!!! c) i'm learning to be dependent! (which we all know is my SPECIALTY!) and d) i went on a date with HNB (hot neighbor boy) b/c i was locked out of my house today! hahahahaahahahahahahh. please laugh if you are not right now b/c that is just funny!
i like all my classes i'm taking. which are western world religions, syntax, listening and speaking, greek, math, and rock climbing. and of course BOYS 101 taught by my good friend Milton (the truck driver who totalled my car when he smashed it!) and seriously that IS his name! well i gotta say that my brain is at the moment a little tired and i actually just remembered i have homework that is due tomorrow morning......sigh.
so ' CAPTIAN! ONE TO BEAM UP PLEASE!' (imagine that i saluted you as i materialized into nothing!) | 
